MOCK
FOR SALE AD
ANTIQUE STOOL
(old stinky junk)
UPHOLSTERED IN STYLISH BLUE GREY COTTON
(stained pillowcase nailed in place)
TURNED LEGS AND BASE TEXTURED
AND HIGHLIGHTED IN GOLD
(what were they thinking)
WOULD LIKE TO FIND A NEW HOME
(give me your address i'll be right there to drop it off)
WON'T LAST LONG
(i'll pay you to take it)
Add some primer and paint
Add in a little de-construction
Add some new upholstery
Add a dressing vanity
and you get a
VINTAGE DRESSING BENCH
any girl would want.
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